DIY Christmas "Poo Spray" with Essential Oils

 Let's get personal here for a second. Real personal. Like in the bathroom personal. We all go, and we all have those times where it is really inconvenient to go because you know someone is going to smell it and know what you did. Even though every body does it, you don't need to let them know! Well, you could go out and spend $10-15 on a tiny bottle of that fancy spray stuff or you can use what you already have and make some for (almost) free! 
I had an idea for this months and months ago and wasn't sure if it would work but after some research and making some of my own concoctions I am proud to say that THIS STUFF REALLY WORKS! Ha! I'm serious! But I had another thought, this actually would make a pretty hilarious and awesome gift! Give it at a white elephant gift party or give one to all your neighbors! That way if you're ever over at their house you have no shame in what might happen in their bathroom. 
So I'm here to share with you 4 different recipes and some printable labels with instructions (found at the bottom of this post) for this awesome poo spray you can DIY to make everyone think you smell like Christmas morning!

I use DoTerra essential oils but I'm sure what ever brand is your favorite you can substitute similar oils and you'll be fine! Also you can find glass spray bottles at almost any local health food store but I always find them for a great deal on Amazon. I bought these bottles here and made them into gifts but you can easily find smaller quantities for a good price. 
Also my recipe is for a 2oz bottle so keep that in mind if you want them bigger but honestly these will last you a long time!

Make sure to mix the oils with the alcohol first so it attaches to the alcohol and mixes the oils. This will help seal the water in your toilet bowl before you go and trap the smell under the water when you do!

 Oh Christmas Tree Poo Spray

1 tsp rubbing alcohol
15 drops of Citrus Bliss essential oil
10 drops of Douglas Fir essential oil 
water to fill the rest of the bottle.

Santa's Beard

1tsp rubbing alcohol
15 drops of Clove essential oil
5 drops of Cinnamon essential oil
water to fill the rest of the bottle

Hot Wassail

1 tsp rubbing alcohol
15 drops Citrus Bliss essential oil blend
4 drops Cinnamon essential oil
2 drops Clove essential oil
water to fill the rest of the bottle

 Holiday Cheer

1 tsp rubbing alcohol
10 drops Frankincense essential oil
10 drops Wild Orange essential oil
8 drops Peppermint essential oil
 water to fill the rest of the bottle 

If you have questions about the oils or where to get them please fill free to leave a comment or the contact form in the sideabar. I'd love to help you out!

Happy making! I hope you enjoy the humor and functionality out of this gift as much as I have hahahahaha!!! 

**WARNING please keep spray and oils away from eyes!!**
*Also some of these oils are skin irritants so please use caution when assembling your sprays!*
 Here is the file for the labels!

 To download simply click on the picture, right click and select save file. Then you will be able to print from the file you saved on your computer!


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